the scalp of disrespect
The scalp of disrespect occurs during lawn care. When cutting your lawn adjacent to your neighbors yard, when complete, go right up to the property line and slightly over it lower the blade 1/2 of an inch lower than the blade height that you use to cut the rest of the lawn and deliberately scalp the strip of land that serves as an abutment to the two properties and disrespect your neighbor deliberately. The scalp of disrespect both disrespects your neighbor and displays dominance and masculinity in a more presentable property.
I was cutting the grass at Papa‘s house on Saturday and I gave uncle Matty the scalp of disrespect fresh for the Fourth of July!