The schnide
Has the Biggest Dick in the world, has banged every girl twice, and that girls mom 3 times. He is supper buff and huge. Is the best at every sport, especially lacrosse, no one cant touch him. Has long locks of gorgeousness flowing from his perfectly shaped head. Don't mess with him because he will fuck you up.
I wish i could be like The schnide
Schnide
Schnide - losing streak or long dry spell. Bad luck
Dude, you need to get laid !! You need to get off the “ schnide”, man....
schnide
A scoreless, hitless or winless streak. A team or player gets off the schnide when the streak is broken.
After starting the season 0-5, the Raiders got off the schnide with a win over the Cardinals.
schnide
A working class phrase typically used in the North West of England, meaning "off brand" or "fake" in regards to a product or a brand.
When we were in Turkey, my Dad saw a man selling a schnide pair of Fila trainers. They looked legit and were 1/3 of the original price, so of course he bought em.
schnide
The shrunken penis once one has emerged from a cold pool.
Timmy was unhappy when Jax said "I bet my schnide is as big as you are hard!"
Schnide
To partake in liquidy butt-sex
I totally schnided this chick last night. It was all bad.
schnide
The lowest possible price a salesperson can offer; actual cost with minimal markup.
When buying jewelery
Salesperson: That ring is $4,500
Customer: C'mon now, gimme the schnide.
Salesperson: That ring is $4,500
Customer: C'mon now, gimme the schnide.