THE ShamWOW :)
The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.
Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)
Shamwowed
A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
"Man I shamwowed my girlfriend last night"
Shamwow
To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
Shamwow
a very good infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to 2o times its weight in liquid,made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.
(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
sonny:yo patrick
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
Shamwow
The best invention since marijuana. (thank u god)
yeahhh i rolled my weed with a shamwow.
Shamwowed
(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
I'm getting shamwowed tonight!
Shamwow
When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.
The male equivalent of anti-viagra
The male equivalent of anti-viagra
Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....