the Shaux
(n) A drink created by marinating high quality espresso beans in, at minimum, one shot of quality Irish whiskey (often Jamison).
Your eyes are popping out, and your speech slurred. Are you on the Shaux?
faux shaux
Just a fancy way of saying fo sho.
Dude1: She's hot!
Dude2: Faux Shaux!
Dude2: Faux Shaux!
faux shaux
The art of being absolutely certain while being absolutely wrong.
George Bush thinks Africa is a swell nation, faux shaux.