The Shpits
Morphological blend of "shit" and "the pits." Depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical fucked-up-edness.
dude, I had a monster dump brewing, and now all I have is the shpits...
shpit
spit, drool, or morning breath that smells like shit
"Oh my god, dont kiss me you got shpit mouth"
Shpit Stop
Where a person travelling between destinations (by car, public transport, or on foot) feels the extreme urgency to find a public toilet so they can stop and defecate before they soil themselves.
There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.
There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.
Q: "Hey, why are you late?"
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."
SHPITS
When female gives you oral sex.
Shawty gave me the shpits bro!