The Shwits
When you have to shit so bad but have no where to relieve yourself your ass crack and body sweat.
While I was shopping at the mall I was struck with the shwits when I couldn't find a restroom in time.
Shwit-it
A casual gathering of teens in maspeth, made up of people from around new york to get fucked up in every way possible in reiff park.
S1:"i heard you were in maspeth last night?"
S2:"yeah, i got shwit-it"
S2:"yeah, i got shwit-it"
shwit-it
verb. when you are drunk or high with the shwit-it kids from maspeth..... YOU CAN NOT BE SHWIT-IT OF YOU ARE APART OF SHWIT-IT. it is illegal to use shwit-it if you are not shwit-it.
WE SHWIT-IT TONIGHT.
we getting shwit-it tonight.
she really got shwit-it.
we getting shwit-it tonight.
she really got shwit-it.
Shwit
The act of taking a shit immediatly before showering and without exiting the bathroom. Shwit's are common after a long day of outdoor activity, before heading out for the night, or if a catastrphic shit has occured causing undesired or extreme fecal dispersion. In the case of the latter, one may make the determination to take a "shwit" instead of the a singular "shit" midway through the act. In some regions, the term can also refer to a "trio" of actions, with the addition of shaving. If located in a hotel room or another location where the "shwitter" will not be responsible for completing the laundry, the "shwitter" may choose to skip the traditional toilet paper whipe and instead use a warm washcloth while in the shower to clean the affected areas.
"Are you ready to hit the bar?"
"No, I need to take a quick SHWIT before we head out."
"No, I need to take a quick SHWIT before we head out."
Shwit-It
A term maspeth kids use to describe being down to do something
It has to be by far the gayest term ever used, and by no means is cool to make your name on facebook
It has to be by far the gayest term ever used, and by no means is cool to make your name on facebook
Yo, you shwit-it to do some heroine ?
Yeah, im shwit-it
Yeah, im shwit-it
Shwit
You ever get put in a situation where you can't say "shit or Fuck"?? Is your nephew around drinking his fucking juice box and you just can't let it out? Well I've got the word from you!!
It's Shwit. A cross-breed of "Shit" and "what the fuck!" Unless this word is straight up swick. Since it is neither one of those words it is ok to say in any situation where inappropriate words are forbidden. Such as, dropping your phone in front of your infant cousin, forgetting to get milk from the store for your grandma, the possibilities are endless.
Pro tip:
If any befuddled human being says: "hey don't say the word "shit" when my child just put your phone in the toilet!"
You just need to tell them: "no I didn't say "Shit" I said "Shwit"
It's Shwit. A cross-breed of "Shit" and "what the fuck!" Unless this word is straight up swick. Since it is neither one of those words it is ok to say in any situation where inappropriate words are forbidden. Such as, dropping your phone in front of your infant cousin, forgetting to get milk from the store for your grandma, the possibilities are endless.
Pro tip:
If any befuddled human being says: "hey don't say the word "shit" when my child just put your phone in the toilet!"
You just need to tell them: "no I didn't say "Shit" I said "Shwit"
"Dude your son just fucked my daughter what the shwit??"
"Hey don't swear in front of your little sister!!"
"Oh shwit sorry"
"Hey don't swear in front of your little sister!!"
"Oh shwit sorry"
shwitting
when one is so hot and under pressure they will sweat shit.
He knew his last attempt would be the final defining moment as he sat there shwitting bullets.