The Slap Bag

The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.

The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.

Slapping bag refers to the act of sexual intercourse with an attractive female counterpart. The term comes from the act of ones ballsack (the bag) slapping against the female partners ass during rough sex.

Basically, a bag of wine(has to be cheap, franzia acceptable) talks some shit to you. Being a person of class, you don't appreciate the aforementioned shit talk, so you beat the fuck out of the bag by punch. Upon punch you undo the nozzle and suck the life juice out of the bag until you can not take any more. Then you boot. (see def. of boot)

A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.

A nice pair of tits that are big enough to slap around.

Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.