The Sleepy Goat
A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.
Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!
Her: send me a dick pic
Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019
Her:
Him: hits her with the sleepy goat
Her: *sploosh*
Her: send me a dick pic
Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019
Her:
Him: hits her with the sleepy goat
Her: *sploosh*