The Slide hammer
When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage
"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
Slide Hammer Hand Job
Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.