the sloppy bobby
is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara
screw these guys im not a girl look im doing the sloppy bobby
Sloppy Bobby
The act of peeing inside a vagina while having a 3 sum without her knowing it, pull out, push on her stomach like your doing the Heimlich maneuver and watch as a gush of piss squirts on the 3rd's face.
The other girl in the 3 sum was pissing me off so I made sure she got Sloppy Bobby'd right in the eye.