The Slow Blink
A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.
Jenna Marbles is the master of the slow blink.
slow blinking
When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me
Charlie: *slow blinking*
Charlie: *slow blinking*
Slow Blink
What you do when the person that is talking to you is so annoying or wrong.
Fuckboy: ayy girl ur fine
Me: *slow blinks*
Me: *slow blinks*
Slow blink
When someone has just said something so ridiculous, so moronic, so foolish, and you can't even fathom what part of their brain spewed out that nonsensical bullshit.
*insert slow blink* "Who even are you?.. I cannot believe you just said that"
*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"
*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "
*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"
*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "