Slow Dump
To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.
"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"
Slow Dump
1. It can mean a slow breaking up process as described above. But my first thought on it would be that a slow dump is one of physical bowel constipation. I guess the two of them can be the same, either way you get crap, neither one is pleasurable, both are painful, you hurt before, while, and after it's going on, and they both stink!
I was broke last week, and all I had left in food stamps was enough to buy bread and peanut butter; man was I stuck with the slow dumps all week. I will NEVER do that again! I am gunna but some greens & beans or something next month; this last week jiss about killed me. Thank God it's almost my food stamp pay day!
the slow dump
The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.