The Sonny Bono

A sexual act in which a woman gives a hand job to men on either side of her while blowing a guy standing in front of her. This gives the appearance of skiing while taking some wood in the mouth. Kinda like Sonny did. Ouch.

used in reference to a tee shot in golf that ends up in the woods.

Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:

A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.

The act of running oneself into a pine tree or aspen tree at high speeds while sliding down a snow covered mountain.

When a woman is "skiing" (giving two guys a handjob) and then a third man smacks her in the head with his erection, hence her getting hit with wood.

Doing cocaine and then smoking weed.

To force yourself to stop by forceing yourself into any near by object(i.e. tree, wall, boulder.) when moveing at high speeds