The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

A Hispanic aging frat boy who often must travel in groups (schools) in order to self justify his own manliness or lack thereof. Priding himself of turning every comment into a sexual connotation, he often refers to himself as a King fish to over compensate for his below average endowments. Generally, goes by the name Armando or Rico.

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.