The Spanking Lady
A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.
"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"
spanking the lady monkey
A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.