the spotted dick
something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
Spotted Dick
A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)
Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
spotted dick
a type of a British desert
Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?
spotted dick
A boiled British pudding that may be purchased tinned.
Is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted dick?
Spotted Dick
(n.) Syphilis
The poor chap's spotted dick landed him in the hospital.
Spotted Dick
n. Raisin bread
also see spotted dog
also see spotted dog
"I love eating home baked spotted dick"
spotted dick
1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization
Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!