The Squidward
Stuffing your dick and balls against a glass window thus resembling Squidward's face.
My favorite way to pass time on the bus is to do The Squidward.
The Squidward
When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.
I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.
The Squidward
I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.
She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward
The Squidward
Where you drop your balls over someones nose and let you dick hang as their nose
Guy: Hey. He passed out wanna give him the squidward?
Guy2: HELL YA THEN WE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!
Guy2: HELL YA THEN WE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!
The Squidward
A sexual act where a man uses a raw squid tube as a condom then engages in anal sex and ejaculates in the squid. Afterwards, him or his partner eat the semen filled squid tube.
The remains of the squid is considered a delicacie and is often fought over.
The remains of the squid is considered a delicacie and is often fought over.
Me and my boyfriend did the squidward last night. The asshole didn't share any of the squid .
Squidward
The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."
"Wake me up when I care."
Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.
Squidward
One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"
Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"
Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"