The Squidworth
The act of a man placing his testicles over a womans eyes and laying his penis over her nose.
Dang that bitch was so nasty last night, I gave her the squidworth and then she ate my ass.
Jonathan billiam squidworth
The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.