The Squirtle
When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.
Yo he was laying back looking all cool and I went over his head and used The Squirtle on him
The Squirtle
Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans
Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?
The Squirtle
When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.
Yo he was laying back all cool and I came over cum in my pussy and used The Squirtle all over his face
squirtle-squirtle
A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."
"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"
"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!
"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!
squirtling
The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.
Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night
squirtling
The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.
"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."
Squirtle
A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.
Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!