The Stensson
A guy who is in desperate need of an oscar-break. Life is short and this guy will live it to the fullest. He will call you at 3 am facked up, drunk and high at a bar, talking to you about the wrong foodora delivery and never mentions the bar-bill. The wrong response will force you to come pick him up in your facked up car with almost no gas. This will trigger a complicated and unstabilizing mental treasurehunt with the conclusion being: No man is never alone, as long as he is compatible with the nature of The Stensson.
"Nice cock bro, show me The Stensson"