The Suicidal Russian
Luke is that kid who cares for his mates, no matter who and where they are, he doesn't care about himself, he puts others first like a true Russian. He's had a lot of girls, all of them were not loyal enough.
The Suicidal Russian has just tried to commit suicide.
russian suicide
An elaborate method of committing suicide (i.e. intentionally killing yourself), accomplished by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of your head then tying your dead body up in the trunk of a car.
Russian citizen: He got shot 3 times in the back of his head and they found his body tied up in the back of a car? I suspect foul play.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.
Russian Suicide
Any murder framed as a suicide by the State. In other words a media friendly way of purging somebody. The name comes from the half joke that many Russian politicians and Generals "Commit Suicide" or "Get Ill" when they screw up.
News: "General Popov, a notorious critic of the Russian government has reportedly committed suicide this morning. Russian state media claims Popov shot himself in the back of the head before dumping himself in a ditch."
Me: "Yeah that's a Russian Suicide."
Me: "Yeah that's a Russian Suicide."
Russian Suicide Bomber
Extreme sexual position when the male lays on the floor by the edge of the bed with his boner lifted, the female then jumps off the bed from a standing position and attempts to land on the male boner
John got is balls busted by the heavy bitch doin a russian suicide bomber
Russian Suicide
A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.
Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.