the switch

This occurs when you find that your boyfriend/girlfriend's roommate is a far better match for you. This leads you to think of a plan to "switch" roomates. However, this is not an easy task. People during the middle ages were locked up for even thinking about it.

The time in a man's life when his balls get tired and start hanging lower than the rest of the penis.

In regions which require seasonal clothing, "the switch" is the act of switching out one season's clothes for another. It's very important not to do "the switch" too early or all the clothes you need will be in the basement, leaving you freezing or sweltering.

A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.

Often used mainly in Chicago as a slang for Glock pistol. There's a part called switch which swiches glock from semi to full auto which is very prevalent in Chicago

A hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one's hand into one's own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one's other hand into one's own anus, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. Most commonly used as a term to negatively express the passing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. Very similar to the term "Grab Ass".

Abbrev. "Brain switched on".

Someone who is switched on is alert and intelligent.