The Teardrop

When a man is about to go down on a woman. When he begins to bring his head closer to her vagina, and he then either notices or smells something he doesn't like about it, and then in one smooth "teardrop" motion brings his head right back up and away from her vagina.

A basketball shot in which the ball is launched into a considerably higher arc than that of a normal shot. It is usually the weopon of smaller players (usually Guards) to score over the top of larger players. They can be taken of both feet as a normal jumpshot just pushed higher or off of one like a high launched lay up.

the best classification of ass-shape that a white girl can hope for. it's shaped like a teardrop and only looks good in the right pair of pants.

see also: onion

the shape that water takes when you cry

Other objects can also look like teardrops

One who has only one testicle. The scrotem looks like a teardrop when there is only one marble in the beanbag.

AKA John Kruk

When you screw your girlfriend so hard that she actually squirts so much she wets through the top bunk to you bunk buddy below. When he looks up he gets her juices in his eyes and then jumps out of bed and screams.

The universal symbol used in male jewelry to indicate the owner is currently dealing with obsessed women in his life who he wants none of. The jewelery is used as a warning to other brothers out there and as a ploy for the bitches to show he is sorry for the tears he is causing.