The Terrible Poos
Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.
Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.
I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!
I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!