billapotamus
fat ugly mainly oversized banana loving central qld based shit cunts. usual habitats are bridges, low lying creek crosses, park benches, sewer drains and also been known to fallander around sorgom paddicks. some may refer to them as tunnel cunted crackwhore sutted cunt bitches.
getting back to your house after a big night out you end up having to chew your fucking arm off in the morning cause you realise you have just fucked a billapotamus. then having kill the cunt with a cricket bat so you can chop the cunt up into little pieces and freeze the cunts for later consumption