the TMI's
A health or medical condition, such as diarrhea, constipation, or heavy menstrual flow, that is left unspecified so as to avoid a response of "TMI!!!" (too much information)
employee: I'm sorry, I can't come in today, I've got the TMI's
boss: the TMI's?
employee: I've got horrible diarrhea, in fact I completely shit the bed last night
boss: TMI!!!
boss: the TMI's?
employee: I've got horrible diarrhea, in fact I completely shit the bed last night
boss: TMI!!!
TMI
Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.
John: I have mad chafing on my balls.
Frank: uh, TMI
Frank: uh, TMI
TMI
When knowledge is not power, just disturbing.
"She shit on my chest last night"
"Uhh... TMI".
"Uhh... TMI".
TMI
When someone tells you too much shit.
Matt: I'm pooping, call or text when you get here and I'll run down.
Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.
Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.
TMI+
Too much information... and then some.
TactlessL7: Man, I just took the messiest S**t of my life... And that is saying something!
Grlygrl: Um. TMI+
**GRLYTGRL has logged off**
TaclessL7: Hey... Wha'd I say?
Grlygrl: Um. TMI+
**GRLYTGRL has logged off**
TaclessL7: Hey... Wha'd I say?
TMI
Information more personal than anyone wants, or needs, to know. A common problem on the Internet.
Person 1: I take this drug to help me sleep.
Person 2: Same here. It makes me drowsy.
Person 3: A friend of our family's son died from that drug. He had sleep apnea and he took a pill. He stopped breathing in the night and died. Worst part was, he was left in his house alone for 2 days and his dogs chewed his lips off.
Person 1: Holy sh-
Person 2: Uh, TMI there...
Person 2: Same here. It makes me drowsy.
Person 3: A friend of our family's son died from that drug. He had sleep apnea and he took a pill. He stopped breathing in the night and died. Worst part was, he was left in his house alone for 2 days and his dogs chewed his lips off.
Person 1: Holy sh-
Person 2: Uh, TMI there...
TMI
Too Much Information
Girl: Like, the quarterback and I ...
Me: TMI, damn it !
Girl: We started to fool around behind the bleachers ...
Me: TMI, god, TMI !
Girl: And we went to third base, and then ...
Me: TMI, make it stop ! Hey, who are you anyways ?
Me: TMI, damn it !
Girl: We started to fool around behind the bleachers ...
Me: TMI, god, TMI !
Girl: And we went to third base, and then ...
Me: TMI, make it stop ! Hey, who are you anyways ?