The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".

Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O

俚语	the toliet song
释义	The Toliet Song A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli. The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et". Lyrics to The Toliet Song: ♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫ ♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫ ♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫ ♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫ ♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫ ♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫ ♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫ ♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫ ♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫ ♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫ ♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫ ♫ Toliet! ♫ ♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫ ♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫ ♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫ ♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫ ♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫ ♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫ ♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫ ♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫ ♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫ (yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
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