The Tower of Cumdon
The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.
"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"