The Transporter
Thomas W's favorite movie in the entire world even though he and everyone else knows it sucks.
Hey guys wanna see the Transporter? It's got this really cool Chinese person in it and she's kind of funny. I'm chinese too so I can kind of relate because of my small Asian penis.
transported
Usually a college term, when you are so far gone and completely blackout that campus police call an ambulance for you.
Jimmy had 20 shots of tequila and his ass got transported last night
transportion
transfering portions of food to someone else's plate
Look at how much food Connie has on her plate now all thanks to transportion!
transportation
Cuban slang for a cheap car.
Get a Ferrari?! I can barely afford this transportation!
transporter
A guy who accompanies girls to every location they need to go - i.e. malls, bathrooms, kithchens, to their boyfriends etc- except to himself. They are docters in the art of being friend-zoned and have mastered the doctrine of high hopes in escaping it.
Guy1: That dude over there probably has all the girls druling at his feet
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.
Transport
to carry, move, or convey from one place to another.
I will transport this box by boat.
transportator
One who transports as a profession.
Welcome aboard, I will be your transportator today. Please no screaming, though fainting is alright.