The Travis White

1.) When your asshole is so wallered out from your fellow sailors and seamen due to the glory days of the Navy that you have no control over your bowel movements, having to make a pitstop to the shitter every 30-45 minutes or so. 2.) (cont.) The toxic gas seeps out of your anus without your knowledge and poisons everybody in the room.

Goes to school at Black Diamond Middle school from 8:00-2:55. He is also known as the Watermelon Muncher or the fried chicken bandit