Trojan Mustache

When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves.

I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session

The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

俚语	the trojan mustache
释义	Trojan Mustache When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves. I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session The Trojan Mustache When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave. Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache. Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
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