Trollge
The troll face entity released in an event some undeterminable amount of time ago. Stay in shelter and make minimal noise, he is dangerous and it is not guaranteed that you will be given a quick and painless death. Covering yourself in oil is theorised to protect you.
My mother was taken by trollge.
Trollge
A sadistic deity aka "The troller of everything" and is known for possessing those who have suffered or have mental health issues and makes them into indescribable monsters that do deeds more horrific than any psychopath could ever think of, the consequences of those actions are felt throughout generations and could cause harm to them
Must know: Oil floats on water
Step 1: Learn the next time that is going to rain
Step 2: C o̶n t̴a m i n̶a̵t̴e ̴ the water ș̴̈́͜u̶̯͊̚p̴̛͑͜p̴͕̍̑ļ̶̬́͝y ͚̩̒ ̧̃
Step 3: H̶e a r t̵h̴e̶ s̴̹̻͘c̶̢͖̺̓̋r ͕̝̺̓̒̋e̴̖̞͌͋́ä̶̗̭͕́̏̕m̵͍̟͕̈́͊͆ș̶̒̐̇ a̴n̶d̶ p̴̙̖͚̫̞̏̆̇̍̋͝l̶̲͚̄̿̐̀ȩ̵̰̺̹̖͇̹̼̋̊̓͝a ͚̤̲̟̱̩̍̒̋͆͆̈́͆̐͜d̵͇̄̉̅̈͗̇͜s̶͚̖̏͐̑̊͂͐ ̴̦͇̘͍̃̋ a s̴ ̶t̵h e y ̵s̵l̵o̵w̴l y̴ ̵ a ̧̛̱̥̹̜̈́͐̔̆̃s ̨͖̘̞͖̲̙́͘͝c̵̬̫͆ě̴̟̟̘̳̺̔͊͊͂͗͝ͅn̶̛̠̰̫͎̥̄̇d ͈͙͍̳̯̑̂͗̏͝ ̴͍̲̹̟̔̏ͅt ̰̼͙͕̣͆̊̋̊̈͜ͅo̴̡̨̫̪͔̘̳̿̑̅̈̈͗͝ ̵͕̝͖̗̖̜̊͐͊͒̾̕t ̢̬̭̣͈͈̈́͂̈́̊̍͝ͅh̴̨̞̜̟̠͕́̑̚e ̢̜̲̹̹̭̺͌͑̏̓̚͠ ̴̡̲̠͈̗͑̚͝h ̱͇̐̕e ̧̝͎̐ă̵͚̮̤̗̖̈́̓v̶͙̖̗̘̬͖̞̊̋̆̚͝ê̶̤̬̙̻͜ń̵̘̼̝̅̎̚͜s̴̡͙͔̼̪̬̳͋
W̶h̵y̴ a̴r̴e ̵t̴h̴e̶y̴ ̶s c̶r̵e̶a̴m̴i̶n̴g̶?̶... T ̫̲̮͗̓͘H ̹̜́E̵̖̿̓́̆̈́̑Ỵ̴́̀̕ ̶̧̗̭̗̣̆͜A̴̪̓͆̓͒R̴̮̮͈̈̽ͅE ̧͔͍͖͍̯̒̈́̊͐ ̵̯̘̠͚̆͊̒̈́̊Ǵ̴̛͉̱͙͇̼̋̒͘͜O ̬͉͍̟̹̮̈́̉͊I ͓̖͓̅̂̈́̒̆̔N̴͕̈́̑͜G̵̛̯̪̠͚̺̦͑ ̵̡̛͔͎̜͚̼͊͠T ̨̡̬̺͑̈̑̕O̴͍̥̳̖̦͒͑͝͝ ̵̗̜͚̣̬̍̀̑̈ͅH ̽́̀͒͜E̴̞̘̼͒͘A ̨̰̗̏̀V̴̢̔̓̄̈̑̚E̵̤̐͂͠Ň̶̖̦̹͇̄ ̵͈͆̒A̵̤̼͑̏F ͔̖̑͜T ̠̮͉̻͎͐̄E ̜̜̹͈͙̌̓͜R̵͉̺͍̘̗̍ ̶͖̬͇́̌̔͘̕͘Á̶̜̜̉̀͝L ̢͓̎̑̀̈́͠L ̧̜͖͖̌̈́͜
May 2021 NYC "Heavens Stairway" Incident
Trollge sees all and still not satisfied
Step 1: Learn the next time that is going to rain
Step 2: C o̶n t̴a m i n̶a̵t̴e ̴ the water ș̴̈́͜u̶̯͊̚p̴̛͑͜p̴͕̍̑ļ̶̬́͝y ͚̩̒ ̧̃
Step 3: H̶e a r t̵h̴e̶ s̴̹̻͘c̶̢͖̺̓̋r ͕̝̺̓̒̋e̴̖̞͌͋́ä̶̗̭͕́̏̕m̵͍̟͕̈́͊͆ș̶̒̐̇ a̴n̶d̶ p̴̙̖͚̫̞̏̆̇̍̋͝l̶̲͚̄̿̐̀ȩ̵̰̺̹̖͇̹̼̋̊̓͝a ͚̤̲̟̱̩̍̒̋͆͆̈́͆̐͜d̵͇̄̉̅̈͗̇͜s̶͚̖̏͐̑̊͂͐ ̴̦͇̘͍̃̋ a s̴ ̶t̵h e y ̵s̵l̵o̵w̴l y̴ ̵ a ̧̛̱̥̹̜̈́͐̔̆̃s ̨͖̘̞͖̲̙́͘͝c̵̬̫͆ě̴̟̟̘̳̺̔͊͊͂͗͝ͅn̶̛̠̰̫͎̥̄̇d ͈͙͍̳̯̑̂͗̏͝ ̴͍̲̹̟̔̏ͅt ̰̼͙͕̣͆̊̋̊̈͜ͅo̴̡̨̫̪͔̘̳̿̑̅̈̈͗͝ ̵͕̝͖̗̖̜̊͐͊͒̾̕t ̢̬̭̣͈͈̈́͂̈́̊̍͝ͅh̴̨̞̜̟̠͕́̑̚e ̢̜̲̹̹̭̺͌͑̏̓̚͠ ̴̡̲̠͈̗͑̚͝h ̱͇̐̕e ̧̝͎̐ă̵͚̮̤̗̖̈́̓v̶͙̖̗̘̬͖̞̊̋̆̚͝ê̶̤̬̙̻͜ń̵̘̼̝̅̎̚͜s̴̡͙͔̼̪̬̳͋
W̶h̵y̴ a̴r̴e ̵t̴h̴e̶y̴ ̶s c̶r̵e̶a̴m̴i̶n̴g̶?̶... T ̫̲̮͗̓͘H ̹̜́E̵̖̿̓́̆̈́̑Ỵ̴́̀̕ ̶̧̗̭̗̣̆͜A̴̪̓͆̓͒R̴̮̮͈̈̽ͅE ̧͔͍͖͍̯̒̈́̊͐ ̵̯̘̠͚̆͊̒̈́̊Ǵ̴̛͉̱͙͇̼̋̒͘͜O ̬͉͍̟̹̮̈́̉͊I ͓̖͓̅̂̈́̒̆̔N̴͕̈́̑͜G̵̛̯̪̠͚̺̦͑ ̵̡̛͔͎̜͚̼͊͠T ̨̡̬̺͑̈̑̕O̴͍̥̳̖̦͒͑͝͝ ̵̗̜͚̣̬̍̀̑̈ͅH ̽́̀͒͜E̴̞̘̼͒͘A ̨̰̗̏̀V̴̢̔̓̄̈̑̚E̵̤̐͂͠Ň̶̖̦̹͇̄ ̵͈͆̒A̵̤̼͑̏F ͔̖̑͜T ̠̮͉̻͎͐̄E ̜̜̹͈͙̌̓͜R̵͉̺͍̘̗̍ ̶͖̬͇́̌̔͘̕͘Á̶̜̜̉̀͝L ̢͓̎̑̀̈́͠L ̧̜͖͖̌̈́͜
May 2021 NYC "Heavens Stairway" Incident
Trollge sees all and still not satisfied
Trollge
The trollge is a mysterious entity that cannot be stopped at any cost, it is based on many creepypasta-style videos and comics. The trollge is an evil and unknown version of the beloved troll face, its intentions and motivations are also a mystery however here's all we know: When the trollge is near, it is accompanied by one of the 2 songs, either a slowed-down version of the troll face theme or a slowed-down version of "Al Bowlly: Heartaches" with the lyrics removed. This beast will cause mass destruction when a countdown ends and will show no mercy. But it wouldn't be the trollge without the comics. there are lots of comic strips on the internet that portray the trollge giving life hacks until in the end, they go horribly wrong and usually end in mass violence of some sort. There is not much else info on the trollge, but if you see it, it's most likely too late.
News channel: The trollge is coming to our city this week, everyone is advised to seek shelter and do not go outside until its safe
Trollge
"Trollge" is a horror version of the meme "Trollface". Its mainly used for the so called "Incidents" where the "Trollge" and the "Trollface" are the main characters. The "Trollge" can posses many abilities.
1. Step: Open livestream to have a fun time ("Trollface")
2. Step: Ask your friend to join and play some PUBG ("Trollface")
3. Step: Watch your friend being shot down and murdered in front of you ("Trollge")
September 10th, 2017 "Bridge Incident"
2. Step: Ask your friend to join and play some PUBG ("Trollface")
3. Step: Watch your friend being shot down and murdered in front of you ("Trollge")
September 10th, 2017 "Bridge Incident"
Trollge
Originally the "U Mad?" troll, Trollge is a creepypasta who appears in many media (i.e. YouTube, Google, etc.).
By the way, Trollge is a dark(ish/er)/creepy version of the original "U Mad?" Troll.
By the way, Trollge is a dark(ish/er)/creepy version of the original "U Mad?" Troll.
You do not kill trollge.
Trollge
The most dangerous entity to ever exist. It has extremely high physical strength, also thought to be super-intelligent. It has amazing hearing abilities and can hear you from anywhere. If you even take a peek of how it looks like, you start to experience a throbbing headache and nausea due to it's sheer presence. It is attracted to normies and will kill them painfully and slowly on sight. It can go 79 times around the world with a single and monstrous leap that will shake the ground when it departs and lands. It is thought that being a member at r/memes or covering yourself in oil will protect you. These forms of defense won't work if you are a normie. It seems to be a more realistic version of the troll face with a huge humanoid body with snow white skin that glows in the light.
normie: The release of the trollge is a hoax
T͔̼̤̖̣ͯ̃͒̚͞ͅr͎̖̠̽̓̈̀ǫ̙̥̗̯̳̤̗̊̓l͙̯̭̞͍ͥ̾̓͠l̞͓ͨ̎̂̓̕g̗̗̺̙̈́̎̕eͩ̽́̔҉̫̼̗̮͍̰͚̖: ĺ̡̜͉̘͈o̵̘̖̝͙̯̭͛̔o̴̹̖̱̻ͪͥ̀k̑̇̏̚ ̞̼͙ŝ̛̘͇̺̙ ̪̗̦̯̮̖̝͇̐̊͐ͬ͟ĺ̵͙̥̏̈́i͎̻̩̹ͯ̈̄̿̀K̨̙͔̤̖ͩ̓̀ͅȇ̶͚͚̣̭̞̟ ̨̤̻͌̓ÿ̛͉̼̟̬͉͚̗́o̶̭̠̳͎̬̲͊ͦͪͮU̽͏̲̦͖ ̴̯͔̞͇͊̚w͗̾̽͏̟̮̙͇͇͙e͈̟̦̭̳ͭ̌̂ͣ̆̎̕͟'̡͕͙̱̖̞̣̄̔̾Ṙ͋ ̖̼͍͓eͫͮͫ̃҉͖̮͎̩͉̝ ̮̫̱̜͔͕̮̏͑ͣ̕a̡͖̩̯͈̩͒ͅ ͔̭̣ͥ͗̃͌͡l̦̟̩̄͠ͅi̳͙͚̺̮͒̀́ͫ͟t̓̊ ̼̟̙̭͚̥̪͔t̓̿̇͏̰̖̪̣̖̻l̨͔̭̩̄̂ͅE̝̪̦͓̯͈ͦͮ͂ͯ͡ͅ ̘̹͈̖̝̗̦ͭ̀ͅt̝͇̺̹̝̆͆͟o̜̝̥̬͔̫̊͡ỏ̧̭̳͎͈̓̌ͅ ̨̦̺̯̓̓L͒̔̐ͮ҉̝͎̘̝͖̩͓O̥̟͖͕̔͋͝U̝͉̺̙̞̬̯͒̓̔͗͡D͙̮̎͢ ̧̞̤̩͙̐̐̔̚pͤͩ̅҉̻͎͕r͕̠̮̖̳͋ͤͨ̚̕e̓̄ ̩̰̲̮̪ͅp̞͔̆͘ā̗̰̘̝̬̯̟̽͜r͈͙̜̼̔͗ͭͫ̕ė̍̑ ̘̝̬ ̛̯̪͓͓͍̒̇t̬̥͔̬ͥͬ͌ͣ͡Ô̩̹̜̼̲̩͂͞ͅ ͎̯͚̝̟ͪ̂͌͛͢b̦̗͎̺̩̜͔̾̃̊͞E̘̗̬̞ͥ̒ͬͫ͢ ̭͇ͥͬ͋̀t̓͂͏͈͙͈r̼̥͈͙͖̮͉̝̆̈ͩͧ͢O͒̍͒ ͎̫̝͈͙͇ͅL̦̪̺̳͈̻͖̱̾ͨ̇̾͜Lͨ̎ ̜͙Ĕ̫͈̠̲̜͟D͓̹͖̲̤̜̤ͬ̎̌͡
*noises of ripping of flesh and screams:
Ţ̟͇̙̎r̢̟͙͎̞̳̙̃ͭͬͅö̧̱̗̜̦̘̬͈͖̍l̢̺͓̲̘̖͋̑ͤl̀̉́ͭ҉̙̹͍̫̭͕̹̭ģ̦̳̰̖ͫ̒́ȇͦ̌ͧ҉̙̪͎̝ͅ: P͚̱͎͖̝̲̈̈̀r̭̬͎̰͇̲̻͊͜o͍̼͒͛̚͡ͅb̖̼͓̭͇̙̙̎͊̊̅͟l̻̼̳͉̦͇̚͘e̒̿͒҉͉͓̹̻m̺̱̻͙̰͇̬̗͋̇ͯ̈̀
T͔̼̤̖̣ͯ̃͒̚͞ͅr͎̖̠̽̓̈̀ǫ̙̥̗̯̳̤̗̊̓l͙̯̭̞͍ͥ̾̓͠l̞͓ͨ̎̂̓̕g̗̗̺̙̈́̎̕eͩ̽́̔҉̫̼̗̮͍̰͚̖: ĺ̡̜͉̘͈o̵̘̖̝͙̯̭͛̔o̴̹̖̱̻ͪͥ̀k̑̇̏̚ ̞̼͙ŝ̛̘͇̺̙ ̪̗̦̯̮̖̝͇̐̊͐ͬ͟ĺ̵͙̥̏̈́i͎̻̩̹ͯ̈̄̿̀K̨̙͔̤̖ͩ̓̀ͅȇ̶͚͚̣̭̞̟ ̨̤̻͌̓ÿ̛͉̼̟̬͉͚̗́o̶̭̠̳͎̬̲͊ͦͪͮU̽͏̲̦͖ ̴̯͔̞͇͊̚w͗̾̽͏̟̮̙͇͇͙e͈̟̦̭̳ͭ̌̂ͣ̆̎̕͟'̡͕͙̱̖̞̣̄̔̾Ṙ͋ ̖̼͍͓eͫͮͫ̃҉͖̮͎̩͉̝ ̮̫̱̜͔͕̮̏͑ͣ̕a̡͖̩̯͈̩͒ͅ ͔̭̣ͥ͗̃͌͡l̦̟̩̄͠ͅi̳͙͚̺̮͒̀́ͫ͟t̓̊ ̼̟̙̭͚̥̪͔t̓̿̇͏̰̖̪̣̖̻l̨͔̭̩̄̂ͅE̝̪̦͓̯͈ͦͮ͂ͯ͡ͅ ̘̹͈̖̝̗̦ͭ̀ͅt̝͇̺̹̝̆͆͟o̜̝̥̬͔̫̊͡ỏ̧̭̳͎͈̓̌ͅ ̨̦̺̯̓̓L͒̔̐ͮ҉̝͎̘̝͖̩͓O̥̟͖͕̔͋͝U̝͉̺̙̞̬̯͒̓̔͗͡D͙̮̎͢ ̧̞̤̩͙̐̐̔̚pͤͩ̅҉̻͎͕r͕̠̮̖̳͋ͤͨ̚̕e̓̄ ̩̰̲̮̪ͅp̞͔̆͘ā̗̰̘̝̬̯̟̽͜r͈͙̜̼̔͗ͭͫ̕ė̍̑ ̘̝̬ ̛̯̪͓͓͍̒̇t̬̥͔̬ͥͬ͌ͣ͡Ô̩̹̜̼̲̩͂͞ͅ ͎̯͚̝̟ͪ̂͌͛͢b̦̗͎̺̩̜͔̾̃̊͞E̘̗̬̞ͥ̒ͬͫ͢ ̭͇ͥͬ͋̀t̓͂͏͈͙͈r̼̥͈͙͖̮͉̝̆̈ͩͧ͢O͒̍͒ ͎̫̝͈͙͇ͅL̦̪̺̳͈̻͖̱̾ͨ̇̾͜Lͨ̎ ̜͙Ĕ̫͈̠̲̜͟D͓̹͖̲̤̜̤ͬ̎̌͡
*noises of ripping of flesh and screams:
Ţ̟͇̙̎r̢̟͙͎̞̳̙̃ͭͬͅö̧̱̗̜̦̘̬͈͖̍l̢̺͓̲̘̖͋̑ͤl̀̉́ͭ҉̙̹͍̫̭͕̹̭ģ̦̳̰̖ͫ̒́ȇͦ̌ͧ҉̙̪͎̝ͅ: P͚̱͎͖̝̲̈̈̀r̭̬͎̰͇̲̻͊͜o͍̼͒͛̚͡ͅb̖̼͓̭͇̙̙̎͊̊̅͟l̻̼̳͉̦͇̚͘e̒̿͒҉͉͓̹̻m̺̱̻͙̰͇̬̗͋̇ͯ̈̀
Trollge
A strange revival of the troll face meme. Usually paired with an animation of a serene trollface slowly turning into it's iconic smile, sometimes accompanied with a stone grinding sound. It is a much darker iteration and a lot of times it is used for darker subjects.
As for the Trollge itself, in meme lore, seems to be an ominous entity that comes out from somewhere every few years and produces "incidents" leaving very few human survivors, and in lore, even cities have ready made warning broadcasts similar to that of natural disaster warnings. The "incidents" usually involve some sort of ritual transforming the trollface stick figure into a monster. These incidents are obviously inspired by analog horror.
In online conversations it is used just like the normal trollface, but the serene, highly shaded trollface can be used as a reaction to unfunny memes.
As for the Trollge itself, in meme lore, seems to be an ominous entity that comes out from somewhere every few years and produces "incidents" leaving very few human survivors, and in lore, even cities have ready made warning broadcasts similar to that of natural disaster warnings. The "incidents" usually involve some sort of ritual transforming the trollface stick figure into a monster. These incidents are obviously inspired by analog horror.
In online conversations it is used just like the normal trollface, but the serene, highly shaded trollface can be used as a reaction to unfunny memes.
Guy 1: "Dude, hide, get under cover, do anything, he's coming!!!"
Guy 2: "Who?!"
Guy 1: "The Trollge."
Guy 2: "Who?!"
Guy 1: "The Trollge."