the troubles

The Troubles: A conflict that started in the 1969 when the British felt like doing some target practice in a more real scenario

The inordinately attractive woman with whom you have to work regularly causing you to become incapable of doing that for which you were hired. Will often become the source of rumors by bored, disgruntled, or dissatified coworkers who are generally unhappy with their own lives and wish it were they who were with "trouble."

The hot chick in the office.

A woman who often acts all innocent but is really quite a naughty girl. She likes to stir up all the guys around her then puts on her little halo and says "what?" as she bats her eyes. Often goes by the name of Amy.

What to say when your friend gets in called to the office over the loudspeaker.

The incredible, intriguing, charismatic guy you should stay away from for “practical” reasons (he works with you, makes you want to do very bad things in very bad places, the list goes on…) Still, you can’t stop sending him salacious text messages and emails (at work, on vacation, early in the morning, late at night…) He draws the “very bad” girl out of you…… And you love it….

This is now somewhat outdated, but was a term meaning pregnant if the pregnancy is undesired, the woman is young or unmarried, etc. The term was used in what was considered "polite" company in order to avoid using the oh-so-harsh word "pregnant."

Something you don’t wanna get into and something you can’t get out of