The Tumnus
n. the insertion of a hoof into a vagina.
1. Lucy: "I want to go home Mr. Tumnus"
Mr. Tumnus: "It's time for The Tumnus. I'm gonna stick my hoof in your vagina and you're gonna like it."
2. Bitch I'm gonna give you The Tumnus if you don't shut the fuck up.
Mr. Tumnus: "It's time for The Tumnus. I'm gonna stick my hoof in your vagina and you're gonna like it."
2. Bitch I'm gonna give you The Tumnus if you don't shut the fuck up.
Tumnus
A name which can be given to any physical ailment to the body, usually used for vomiting, but acceptable in all other cases.
'Oh no, Josh has caught the tumnus! He's not looking too great.'
Tumnus
Origin - Tumnus is the Faun from C. S. Lewis's "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe."
Verb - to tumnus - to "fawn" over someone or something.
Verb - to tumnus - to "fawn" over someone or something.
I tumnus over Scarlett Johansson every time I see her.
She tumnussed all over herself when John Cusack showed up on screen.
Quit tumnussing, you're making me feel insecure.
She tumnussed all over herself when John Cusack showed up on screen.
Quit tumnussing, you're making me feel insecure.
tumnus
Mr. Tumnus is a riotous fellow, in addition to the chronicles of Narnia fellow. True, Lewis Carrol did mention the words long ago, but today's Mr. Tumnus is a go-getter. He has a son, a job, and drove a Trans Am with a 455 V8 in college. Often seen kicking ass and taking names, Mr. Tumnus co-invented drive-by groans, spew, smoking out of Presto cups, and a managerie of tricks awesome to behold. He is truly a one of kind American icon
Mr. Tumnus is our friend, he has rules, but they will bend.
tumnus
taken from the chronicles of narnia, the lion, witch and the wardrobe. mr tumnus a half human, half goan man (faun) being divided at the pube line. when a mans pubic line is showing over ill fitting trousers, including pelvis lines this is known as his tumnus.
'look at bens tumnus!'
Mr. Tumnus
Mr. Tumnus is yet another word for the Perenium (bonch, gooch, taint, grundle, chode, etc).
The use of this narnia name came from scroTUM, and aNUS, hence referring to your chode as Mr. Tumnus. Giving that special area of your body a name just makes it a little more personal. Kinda like naming your junk.
The use of this narnia name came from scroTUM, and aNUS, hence referring to your chode as Mr. Tumnus. Giving that special area of your body a name just makes it a little more personal. Kinda like naming your junk.
Mr. Tumnus is feeling a little cranky today, I should have wiped better after my dump last night.
Mr Tumnus
A sadistic perverted old man, suffering from pedofeilia. Often appears very presentable, looking like a proper old man from the 1890s or so. Hairy legs and likes to wear shoes that give him the appearance of hooves, also has horns from his head and curly pubic hair on his head. Crazy old geezer, should really get chemically castrated. Attemps to lure little girls into his house for rape by offering tea, biscuits and toast. STAY AWAY!
(Recent reports and sighting of him suggest he is attending high schools posing as a student)
(Recent reports and sighting of him suggest he is attending high schools posing as a student)
Mr Tumnus: Are you the daughter of Eve?
Girl (lucy): What do you mean?
Mr Tumnus: Get the .... in my house I'm gonna stuff you full of food and ..... on your face.
Girl (lucy): What do you mean?
Mr Tumnus: Get the .... in my house I'm gonna stuff you full of food and ..... on your face.