The Unipiper

The coolest motherfucker there is in Portland, OR. He rides around on his unicycle playing a bagpipe in a Darth Vader costume and a Scottish skirt, sometimes with the bagpipe shooting literal fucking flames as he plays it. Coolest shit ever.
He’s the next best thing to Bigfoot to find in person while you’re here in the west coast

Guy 1: “I was at Rose City Comic Con when that dude on a unicycle or some shit came by and gave me a fist bump”
Guy 2: “Dude, the fucking Unipiper?”
“The Unipiper” must be included in the usage showcase for me to post this. Wack ass shit

俚语	the unipiper
释义	The Unipiper The coolest motherfucker there is in Portland, OR. He rides around on his unicycle playing a bagpipe in a Darth Vader costume and a Scottish skirt, sometimes with the bagpipe shooting literal fucking flames as he plays it. Coolest shit ever. He’s the next best thing to Bigfoot to find in person while you’re here in the west coast Guy 1: “I was at Rose City Comic Con when that dude on a unicycle or some shit came by and gave me a fist bump” Guy 2: “Dude, the fucking Unipiper?” “The Unipiper” must be included in the usage showcase for me to post this. Wack ass shit
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