Billcockolypse
The theory that Microsoft’s Co-Founder, Bill Gates, added a secret ingredient to the COVID-19 vaccine to give the general public an overwhelming desire to perform fellatio on Mr. Gates upon the flick of a switch, which sends electrical signals via 5G cellphone towers to activate the reaction.
Ever since I got vaccinated I’ve been feeling a warm sensation when I get too close to cellphone towers… I wonder if this is a normal reaction to the vaccine, or if it is the start of the Billcockolypse.