The Val

Basically a reverse shocker, named for a female colleague of mine who said, upon learning the shocker, "I'd like it this way instead..." Gotta love that.

A great person with an amazing personality. Loves to help other people and is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. A strong and confident person and if you ever are lucky enough to meet val, you cannot let val go.

A nickname used especially for names like Valentina, or Valerie. Val is kind, sweet, funny, and falls in love really fast. She has only a couple friends but she keeps them for a long time. Val is usually tall, brown or dark hair, and is very creative. Val is someone who you will remember forever

A kick ass assault rifle with a built in suppressor and a sexy 900 rpm.

A woman who has an independent spirit and prefers to live life on her own terms. She places a far greater value on having a good time than on material possessions. But be warned that she has a very bad reputation for tempers, so do what you can to not set off any fiery displays. Lastly, she's extremely perceptive, honest and disdainful of deception in her relationship. She works hard but parties even harder!

A Val is someone who is incredibly sexy, Very talented, extremely muscular, and always there for his homies. He is a kind and caring person that no matter how upset you are will always find someway to make you happy. But don't let kindness be mistaken for weakness because once he is pissed there is nothing in the world that will stop him from fucking your shit up and finessing your girlfriend. He try’s his hardest to make others happy because he most likely has been through a shit load of pain and hurt in his life. Having a Val as a friend is the best thing that can ever happen to a person and they should never let him go.

A very smart and helpful person. Also moonlights as a horny unicorn.