The Ventriloquist

While a male in the seated position has a female assume the "reverse cowgirl". As the female subject approaches insertion position the male launches his fist into her anus. While the female subject is screaming lean off to the side and silently mimic the open mouth of the female subject. Calling the female a "dummy" directly after is a bonus. Needs to be seen by at least one other individual or recorded for it to count.

When you are fisting a loose woman you stick your fingers straight out and wiggle them around.

The act of inserting one's thumb into a females anus, and inserting the index and middle finger into the vagina, usually resulting in large amounts of random gibberish and uncoordinated movement from the receiver.

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.