The Voldemort
the sexual act in which a man engaging in heterosexual, two person intercourse, fakes an explosive climax near the very beginning, and when the female begins to let her guard down, return and dominate her violently.
hey man, i gave Victoria The Voldemort yesterday.
oh dude, she must have been mad.
oh dude, she must have been mad.
The Voldemort
The Voldemort is a shaved pussy that is very dry and appears to have scales, thus having the appearance of the infamous villain from the Harry Potter series. The dry, scaly skin can easily be solved with lubricant and lotion.
Make sure you put some lotion on after you shave your pussy, or you'll have the Voldemort!
voldemorting
When one, or preferably many, muggles dressed as Lord Voldemort simultaneously reign terror at an event and sufficiently disturb the peace of said event. Any form of Voldemort is fair game. Voldemorts are often found screaming unforgiveable curses (especially crucio) at women, children, and mudbloods.
Six of my buddies and I were voldemorting the shit out of my cousin's wedding last weekend. Poor bride's maids didn't stand a chance against my cruciatus curse, and I think Tom Riddle may have killed that adorable ring bearer.
Voldemort
YOU DARE SAY HIS NAME!?!?!?
'you mean...Voldemort?'
:ooo
:ooo
Voldemort
Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.
2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.
2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.
"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
Voldemort
After a bad breakup, a person's ex 'who shall not be named'.
Dude, bro. I saw Voldemort at the club last night and she was grinding on all these dudes.
Voldemort
A.K.A. The Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, You-Know-Who, Tom Marvello Riddle.
A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.
A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.
Wow, I bet Voldemort would have looked great about 50 years ago when he had a nose.