Voltorb
Voltorb, this pokemon is a giant dick. Your pokemon with own it, but is has the move 'Self - Destruct' and can easily wipe out one of your pokemon.
Voltorb used self - destruct, Pickachu fainted!
Gamer : Mother Fucker!
Gamer : Mother Fucker!
Voltorb Flip
A shitty ass new game on Pokemon instead of slots since slots were banned in the EU. For some reason the US version has it too.
Kid 1: Did you see the new casino game on Heartgold?
Kid 2: Voltorb flip? IT SUCKS!!!
Kid 2: Voltorb flip? IT SUCKS!!!
The Voltorb
A sex move in which the man uses a tazer on his balls just as he's about to nut, giving an electric orgasm to the recipient at a cost.
He did the voltorb to supercharge his nut.
Conversation Voltorb
A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.
While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.
Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.
Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?
Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.
Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!
verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.
Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.
Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?
Dude 2: Because fuck you.
Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.
Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!
verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.
Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.
Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?
Dude 2: Because fuck you.