the wagg

masturbating in your woman's hair while she is sleeping because she pissed you off

Something that is either really awesome or really suckie. Most often used when describing a noun.

origanally posted by
Bruce 'Charon' Johnston

Are You WAGG?
The term AGG has been around tournament paintball circles for years. The term, originally used to describe the Hostile Kids from Southern California, first cropped up around Y2K. Over the years the word AGG has evolved to become an expression of being cool or an elite player in an unexplainable way. AGG isn’t cool. AGG isn’t elite. AGG is AGG. From the way a player stands to the type and method of wearing his headgear, everything is taken into consideration when deciding if a player is truly AGG.

Dan Lapham of the Tippinators, a former All Star player in the CXBL, has noticed that woodsballers have their own unspoken set of standards for what makes a woodsball player unexplainably cool or unexplainably elite. Lapham has since coined the phrase WAGG, or WoodsAGG.

Where you're getting butt fucked by midgets while getting swirlied in a pond.

Matthew Wagg is someone who is considered a gym rat by nobody but himself, he can be seen adding random girls on facebook and liking their pictures. A typical night for a Matthew Wagg is sliding into the dms and taking heinous mirror selfies. Matthew Wagg is for the the boys but never actually being seen with the boys. While everyone knows what a Matthew Wagg is he will never be seen in person making everyone question who the fuck is Matthew Wagg?

One who stocks Mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.

1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.