The wednesdainian religion
The newest form of Christianity, these believers believe that monday is sad and depressed Wednesday and Wednesday is holy Wednesday and Friday is happy Wednesday. The rest of the days are Wednesday. The Wednesdaynians can only eat non seafood meals with chocolate ,meat, cheese or fruit. The Wednesdaynians also call god wednesdude and Jesus wednesguy. This religion was created by 4 friends at a middle school in Michigan.
Bob asked Thomas “what is the wednesdainian religon?” Thomas replied “The wednesdainian religion is basically just Christianity with a different take on it.” “They can only eat certain foods and worship god and Jesus under different names.”