The Wings System
To earn YOUR Wing, YOU must experience the following:
Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo – Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow – Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent
Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo – Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow – Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent
Mandingo: "Bro, why are you so out of it today, and the fuck is with that grin."
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)
The Wing System
Spite wings- Sex in spite of a person for past events.
Ugly Wings - Sex with a Ugly person.
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Pink - Sex with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time
Black - Sex with a black person or a widow
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - Sex while pissing
Silver - Sex with an old person
Blue / purple- Sex with a dead person and or in the water;
Purple- Sex with a dead person and or Pregnant chick.
Gold - first golden shower.
Grey - Sex with someone who has grandchildren.
Platinum - gone down on a girl and made her squirt.
Rainbow - pukes into your mouth when you're kissing and. or gay sex.
buffalo wings - a fat girl or Sex with The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap.
Knife wings - Sex with your best friends girlfriend.
Wing Commander- When all wings have been met.
Ugly Wings - Sex with a Ugly person.
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Pink - Sex with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time
Black - Sex with a black person or a widow
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - Sex while pissing
Silver - Sex with an old person
Blue / purple- Sex with a dead person and or in the water;
Purple- Sex with a dead person and or Pregnant chick.
Gold - first golden shower.
Grey - Sex with someone who has grandchildren.
Platinum - gone down on a girl and made her squirt.
Rainbow - pukes into your mouth when you're kissing and. or gay sex.
buffalo wings - a fat girl or Sex with The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap.
Knife wings - Sex with your best friends girlfriend.
Wing Commander- When all wings have been met.
I herd Jonesy scratched off some wings off the wing system!
Wings System
A way of defining various types of sexual partners, or practices one has enjoyed. Most commonly associated with Motorcycle Clubs (although possibly a hoax), these are 'Badges of Honour" amongst (male) members.
Bloke 1 "You won't believe what Wings I was awarded last night!!)
Bloke #2 "What now, you sick bastard?"
Bloke #1 "Black, Broken and Silver!!"
Bloke #2 "You are going straight to Hell!!"
Bloke 1 "You won't believe what Wings I was awarded last night!!)
Bloke #2 "What now, you sick bastard?"
Bloke #1 "Black, Broken and Silver!!"
Bloke #2 "You are going straight to Hell!!"
The Wings System includes the following definitions, there are many others.........
Pink Wings - Sex with a White girl
Black Wings - Sex with a Black girl
White Wings - Sex with a Virgin
Brown Wings - Anal sex
Yellow Wings - Sex with an Oriental girl
Red Wings - Sex with a girl on her period
Grey Wings - Sex with an woman over 50
Broken (or Orange) Wings - Sex with a disabled girl
Golden Wings - Sex involving urination, or 'Golden Showers'
Water Wings - Sex involving 'squirting' or female ejaculation
Green Wings - Sex with a person who has an STD
Purple Wings - Sex with a pregnant girl
Knife Wings - Sex with a friend's girlfriend
Blue Wings - Sex with a corpse
Technicolour Wings - Sex involving a combination of any of the above ie. Sex with a Black, disabled girl on her period
Pink Wings - Sex with a White girl
Black Wings - Sex with a Black girl
White Wings - Sex with a Virgin
Brown Wings - Anal sex
Yellow Wings - Sex with an Oriental girl
Red Wings - Sex with a girl on her period
Grey Wings - Sex with an woman over 50
Broken (or Orange) Wings - Sex with a disabled girl
Golden Wings - Sex involving urination, or 'Golden Showers'
Water Wings - Sex involving 'squirting' or female ejaculation
Green Wings - Sex with a person who has an STD
Purple Wings - Sex with a pregnant girl
Knife Wings - Sex with a friend's girlfriend
Blue Wings - Sex with a corpse
Technicolour Wings - Sex involving a combination of any of the above ie. Sex with a Black, disabled girl on her period
Wings System
The wings earned with many different sexual achievements
1) White Wings - Having sex with a virgin
2) Red Wings - Eating out a girl on her period
3) Brown Wings - Having anal sex
4) Blue Wings - Having sex underwater
5) Silver Wings - Sex with a woman your mothers age
6) Grey Wings - Sex with a woman with grandchildren
7) Gold Wings - When the first golden shower is received
8) Black Wings - Having sex with a widow
9) Knife Wings - Having sex with your friends girlfriend
10) Purple Wings - Have sex with a pregnant woman
1) White Wings - Having sex with a virgin
2) Red Wings - Eating out a girl on her period
3) Brown Wings - Having anal sex
4) Blue Wings - Having sex underwater
5) Silver Wings - Sex with a woman your mothers age
6) Grey Wings - Sex with a woman with grandchildren
7) Gold Wings - When the first golden shower is received
8) Black Wings - Having sex with a widow
9) Knife Wings - Having sex with your friends girlfriend
10) Purple Wings - Have sex with a pregnant woman
Example of the Wings System
1) Dude I took ____'s virginity!
2) Is my face still red? I just got my red wings.....
3) Dude, getting my brown wings was fun, but when I pulled out.....ew
4) Dog, I fucked her in the neighbors pool!
5) Man, my moms friend was so hot, i couldnt resist, my silver wings were awaiting me
6) She was too young looking to be a grandma. I guess I just got my grey wings then
7) Man, I got pissed on. Gold wings arent as fun as I thought
8) After her husband died, she was single and I had to "comfort her"
9) My homie is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I fucked his girl!!
10) Dude, purple wings while she was 7 months in. *high-five
1) Dude I took ____'s virginity!
2) Is my face still red? I just got my red wings.....
3) Dude, getting my brown wings was fun, but when I pulled out.....ew
4) Dog, I fucked her in the neighbors pool!
5) Man, my moms friend was so hot, i couldnt resist, my silver wings were awaiting me
6) She was too young looking to be a grandma. I guess I just got my grey wings then
7) Man, I got pissed on. Gold wings arent as fun as I thought
8) After her husband died, she was single and I had to "comfort her"
9) My homie is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I fucked his girl!!
10) Dude, purple wings while she was 7 months in. *high-five
The Wing's System
There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:
Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.
Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.
Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."