The Womb Raider
To fill your significant other's uterus with antique coins, then performing anal to see how many coins you can knock out of them before you climax.
Bonus points if she cosplays Lara Croft while you're inside her.
Bonus points if she cosplays Lara Croft while you're inside her.
"Where is your wife?"
"She's at the OBGYN. I was the Womb Raider last night and we couldn't find all the coins when we were done."
"She's at the OBGYN. I was the Womb Raider last night and we couldn't find all the coins when we were done."
Womb Raider
The Lara Croft morning after pill.
1: "My birth control just failed"
2: "Go get yourself a Womb Raider"
2: "Go get yourself a Womb Raider"
Womb Raider
To "go down" on or give oral pleasure to a married woman.
Hey did you here about that guy last night, he went home with a married woman and became a "Womb Raider"
Womb Raider
One who has a relationship with a significantly youger individual.
Smithy: hey man, i shouldn't let Johnny go near your daughter anymore.
John: why's that ?
Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.
John: why's that ?
Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.
Womb Raider
1. Womb Raider:: A person ((can fit to all pronouns)) that chases after people way younger than them.
"Dude, Devin and Katie have a six year age gap, he's such a manther."
"Six years? You should see Lee and Lilly. Twenty years! He's such a Womb Raider."
"Six years? You should see Lee and Lilly. Twenty years! He's such a Womb Raider."
womb raider
a great hardcore porn film made by fresh unit. a spin off from tomb raider.
>u seen womb raider?
>>yea its great
>i know
>>yea its great
>i know
womb raiders
a lovely musical act from california that specialize in extreme gore/death metal. They are also dead sexy!
Darnell:OH MY! DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WOMB RAIDERS PLAY LAST NIGHT?
Laquanda: Ohhhh shhhhit! yez i dun seen dem mofos plizay! day be da shizzile fo show!!!
Laquanda: Ohhhh shhhhit! yez i dun seen dem mofos plizay! day be da shizzile fo show!!!