The World’s Funniest Joke™
The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.