The Wuhan Wheezer

The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:

- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level

- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice

- The Sudden Inability To Drive

- Darkening Of Skin

- Change Of Language

- Squint Eyes

- Dry Cough

- Death

"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"

俚语	the wuhan wheezer
释义	The Wuhan Wheezer The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick. Side Effects May Include: - The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level - The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice - The Sudden Inability To Drive - Darkening Of Skin - Change Of Language - Squint Eyes - Dry Cough - Death "Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!" "Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"
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