thexcuse
(n.) a thexcuse is the reason one gives for not working on one's thesis.
Zak: Hey, don't you have a bunch of work to do on your thesis? Are you gonna go to the library to work on it?
Hope: Nope, can't. It's dollar beer night at The Press.
Zak: That's a good thexcuse.
Hope: Nope, can't. It's dollar beer night at The Press.
Zak: That's a good thexcuse.