Thian

He is a nice fella he can be funny and he has many friends. People don’t hang out with him or invite him anywhere but when they do they have so much fun he can be so nice and he is so fit and funny and kind and sweet and all the girls want him

thian is a person who seeks attention from people who are underage, him and his best-friend both want to be with people who are 2-3 years younger.

A human being sometimes classified as a log. He is not manly. This is confirmed by the fact that his girlfriend is manlier than he.

Does not drink very well. His girlfriend holds her liquor better by over 9000.
This once again proves that his girlfriend is manlier.

Runs very fast. Somewhat like a rolling log.

Can never find his way out of a haystack.