Thibodouche
A small, wiry, displaced Cajun boy with an affinity for Gherkins. A Thibodouche can often be found flexing his puny arms in an attempt to coax older women into allowing him to touch their hair.
"Jason! Stop being such a Thibodouche and get back to work. Leave Meagan alone!"
"Who took the Gherkin from the pickle Jar?" - "That Thibodouche over there!"
"Who took the Gherkin from the pickle Jar?" - "That Thibodouche over there!"