Thickens
A description of ones large and distinguished breast’s, booty or overall body
“You see those girls in those bikinis? “
“Yeah, one in the middle got the thickens.”
“Yeah, one in the middle got the thickens.”
Thickens
Affectionate term used to greet your thick and bodacious female counterpart.
Why, My Thickens. You look lovely this morning.
The thickening
When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)
“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”
“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”
“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”
“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”
“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”
thicken
Noun, A thick female.
Wow, look at that thicken!
Or wow, she is on hell of a fucken thicken
Or wow, she is on hell of a fucken thicken
The Plot Thickens
used when a situation is becoming more and more complicated and puzzling.
the plot thickens..
Thicken Hawk
A male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading sexual favors for food, gifts or cash. Preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an orgasm.
Oh my god Jim look at Jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually fucks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner
thickening up
The arousal of a man's penis. To begin to become erect. The progression from flacid penis to semi to erect.
Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."
Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."
Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."